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What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 01:44

What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Octopussy

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?